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Post  Spirit_Quest on Mon 01 Feb 2010, 2:13 pm

LOL, that's priceless! I love it! I snagged it too. lol I was laughing all the way through. Thanks so much for the smiles and giggles! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post  Admin on Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:57 am

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
(this was actually reported by a teacher)


After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they
spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they
moved to Arizona .
Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass.
They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags
because they don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got
it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't
do them very well.
There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down
in it with hats on..
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.
He watches all day so nobody can escape.
Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts.
Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.
And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.
Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.
The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and
says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too..

When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.
Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
.... PRICELESS
Forward to all your "retarded grandparent" friends!
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use arms to fight Nazism (Fascism), Dictatorship (Socialism),
Chauvinism"... Marek Edelman, 1943 Warsaw ghetto revolt against the
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