Tips for Better Living

Admin Sun 28 Sep 2014, 7:15 pm

Tips for Better Living
Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and
some days you're the statue!
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you
have to eat them.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be
recalled by their Maker.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person
again, it was probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to
serve as a warning to others.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and
dance.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the
longer you live.
We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some
are pretty, and some are dull. Some have weird names,
and all are different colors, but they all have to live
in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery
on a detour.
-- Submitted by Walt Ridgeway