Jesus Vs. Satan

Zerich Fri 28 May 2010, 8:54 pm

Jesus vs. Satan

Jesus and Satan were having an argument about who was better
On the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
Tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I
Am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and
From those results, I will judge who does the better job."

Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets.

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was very
Fast.

Then, 10 minutes before their time was up, lightning
Suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain
Poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
Word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and they both
Restarted their computers. Satan started searching
Frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything
When the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his
Files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not
Fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."