New Years Resolution Lol

New Years Resolution

In American society it is customary as the calendar year ends to make a resolution for the upcoming twelve months. One man told another that his resolution was to quit smoking.
But the very next day he asked his friend for a cigarette.-“But I thought you resolved to quit smoking!” the friend exclaimed.
-“I did, but it’s a process. Right now I’m at stage one.”-“What’s stage one?” -“I quit buying.”

And while we are on the subject of quitting…A fellow had a strange custom. Every night after work he would go to the local bar and order two Jack Daniels. The curious bartender approached him one evening and asked him to explain this ritual of his.

The man explained, “Me and my buddy Jeff fought in the Korean War together. At the end of each day we would go to a local pub and have a drink of Jack Daniels together, celebrating the fact that we lived to see another day.
Jeff tragically was killed in one of the skirmishes. Since then, to honor his memory and our friendship, I have two drinks each night, one for me, one for him.”

The bartender was very moved. And so it went for years, this guy would come each evening and get his two drinks. Until one night, he came in and asked for only one drink. “What happened?” asked the surprised bartender. “Well,” said the fellow, “I quit drinking…”
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