Things to Think About

HUMOR
 
Things to Think About

- Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
 
- How come wrong numbers are never busy?
 
- Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
 
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real
   lemons?
 
- Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
 
- How do you get off a non-stop flight?
 
- How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
 
- If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy all her friends?
 
- If swimming is good for your shape then why do the whales look the way they do?
 
- If you can't drink and drive why do bars have parking lots?
 
- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
 
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
 
…..Pat Kaine (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) by way of “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net)