The WILLS of a Senior Funny

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THE WILLS OF A SENIOR by Zerich

Should I retire?
Will I go broke?
Will my wife grow to hate me?
Will I die sooner than I would if I kept working?
Will my friends feed me anything better than liver bones?
Do I HAVE any friends?
Will they leave me when I retire?
Do you think Obama will feed me?
Will I get more depressed?
Will I become more fearful?
Will I get more spiritual?
Will the last two teeth I have fall out?
Will I look funny with long Hair and a white beard?
Will the top of my head become more pink?
Will I become more forgetful?
Will I end up gasping from dragging that clear plastic tubing around with me?
Will I loose my drivers license?
Will I have to get up earlier to find any cans beside the highway?
Will I suddenly run around looking in trashcans for things to eat and sell?
Will my chest hurt more?
Will my ears ring more?
Will I end up with cronic constipation?
Will my favorate food become prune souffle?
Will my favorate dessert become anything with peanut butter?
Will I have to drink Geritol?
Will I shake a lot?
Will dribble run out of the corners of my mouth?
Will my tongue suddenly be sticking out of my mouth all time?
Will I suffer from Dry Eye?
Will strange spots show up all over my body?
Will anti itch lotion suddenly become my best friend?
Will preperation H become my second best friend?
Will I fart more than when I was younger?
Will I hear it if I do?
Will I become even shorter?
Will my gut suddenly crush my legs if I attempt to do setups?
Will I be able to get up out of the floor?
Will I need to buy Life Alert?
Will young people laugh at me?
Will they gangup and tease me?
Will they try to rob me?
Will salesmen try to put an unneeded roof on my house?
Will I be swamped with funeral plans?
Will other offers from insurance companies slow down?
Will I ever again see a naked lady unless I pay to see her?
Will I even care if the answer is no?
Will I ever again get to kiss a lady on the lips?
Will Teens yell out,"Ooooh ! That's Gross!"?
Do I need to make out a will?