"Terror Cells in Church"

Admin Thu 04 Nov 2010, 9:26 pm

"Terror Cells in Church"

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been
operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin
Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Lucifer
Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is
to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the
church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.
However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by
the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in
the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not
blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. Bin Prayin does whatever is
needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the
Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They
have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master,
Jesus Christ, to return.
NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!
(However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.)