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HUMOR
 
 Birthday Cake
 
Little Johnny's mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake he had made for her as a surprise. When she was finished, Little Johnny happily exclaimed, "I'm so glad you like it, Mommy. There should have been 32 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven." 
 
…..Pastor Tim by way of Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net)


Whoops!
 
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, 
he had the decks buzzing with men. The ship steamed out of the channel and soon the port was far behind. 
 
The ensign's efficiency has been remarkable. In fact, the deck was abuzz with talk that he had set a new record for getting a destroyer under way. The ensign glowed at his accomplishment and was not all surprised when another seaman approached him with a message from the captain. He was however a bit surprised to find that it was a radio message, and he was even more surprised when he read, "My personal congratulations upon completing your underway preparation exercise according to the book and with amazing speed. In your haste, however, you have overlooked one of the unwritten rules.  Make sure the Captain is aboard before getting underway!"

HUMOR
 
Why Dogs Are Better than Kids
 
45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter? -- NOT!
 
   Dogs cannot lie.
 
      Dogs never resist nap time.
 
         You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
 
            Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
 
               Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the potatoes.
 
                  Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42...
                     Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000...
 
                     Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
 
                        Your dog isn't embarrassed if you sing in public.
 
…..Pastor Tim by way of Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net)

HUMOR
 
My wife, a registered nurse, once fussed over every pain or mishap that came my way. Recently, however, I got an indication that the honeymoon is over.
 
I was about to fix the attic fan, and as I lifted myself from the ladder in the attic, I scratched my forehead on a crossbeam. Crawling along, I picked up splinters in both hands, and I cut one hand replacing the fan belt. On the way down the ladder, I missed the last two rungs and turned my ankle.

When I limped into the kitchen, my wife took one look and said, "Are those your good pants?" 
 
…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net)

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 AM and is asked where he is going so late at night. 
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the detrimental effects it has on the human body." 
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" 
The man replies, "That would be my wife." 
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The pastor asks if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stands and walks to the podium.

She says, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Ted had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating, and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Ted must have experienced. "Ted was unable to hold me or the children," she continues, "and every move caused him terrible pain. "We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Ted's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringe and squirm uncomfortably as they imagine the horrible surgery performed on Ted. "Now," she announces in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Ted is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sigh with unified relief. The pastor rises and tentatively asks if anyone else had something to say.

A man stands up and walks slowly to the podium.

He says, "I'm Ted Smith." The entire congregation holds its breath. 

"I just want to tell my loving and grateful wife that the word is STERNUM!!" 


A TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is *nutritionally complete* so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. 

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Advice to an old guy ... an absolute heart-breaker

An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing... 

He asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" 

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."





The Old Coot
An old prospector named Bert, shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.
Old Bert headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. 

He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" 

Bert looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to.."

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.
The old prospector Bert- not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

Old Bert turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barrelled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. 

The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.

The crowd stopped laughing immediately. 

The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. 

The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.

The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in Old Bert's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's butt?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir...... but... I've always wanted to."

There are a few lessons for us all here:

Never be arrogant.

Don't waste ammunition.

Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.

Always, always make sure you know who has the power.

Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.

I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you?


Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. 
The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?' 
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' 
The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?' 
She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.' 
The Father said, 'Well now, I'm on me way to Rome next week and I'll light a fertility candle for ye and yer hoosband.' 
She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...' They then parted ways. Some years later they met again. 
The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?' 
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' 
The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?' 
She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Two sets of twins and six singles, Ten in all!' The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?' 

She replied, 'E's gone to Rome To blow out yer **** candle.'



After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her. 
He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H...I, J, K." 
She asks..."What does that mean?" 
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. 
She smiled happily and said..."Oh, that's so lovely... 
What about I, J, K?" 
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" 

His eye is still swollen...but it will get better...


 "Doctor, I'd like you to evaluate my 13 year-old son."

"OK: He's suffering from a transient psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical mood swings, but his prognosis is good for full recovery."

"How can you say all that without even meeting him?"

"I thought you said he's 13?"

Dr. Gordon was a guest at a chic gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which he was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," Dr. Gordon replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the right track."

"What sort of question?" asked the hostess.

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' "

The hostess thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

The Test
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to go to a party instead and they didn't get any studying done.
When they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study.
The professor told them that they could have another day to study.
That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.
Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each shrugged and went to two different parts of the building.
As each sat down, they read the first question.

 
"For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."

 
At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.


 Then, the test continued... "For 95 points, tell me which tire it was."

On the Lighter Side
Some of the Best Headlines of 2004

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no,
really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now
that's taking things a bit far!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [Good for them...]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that
works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have
that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have
thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's
something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [He
probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they already obese enough?]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [No comment
needed...]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [No thanks...]

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [Now
that's called giving...]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Ouch!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Tall, aren't
they?]

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.

-- From ArcaMax.com

August 8, 2018

HUMOR

Money's Worth

A feisty 70-year-old woman had to call a furnace repairman. After a quick inspection the man put some oil into the motor and handed her a $70 bill for labor.

"Labor charges!" she exclaimed. "It took you five minutes."

The repairman explained that his company had a minimum one-hour charge on every house call.

"Well, I want my remaining 55 minutes of labor," the lady responded, and she handed him a rake. The repairman spent the next 55 minutes in her yard bagging leaves.

…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) by way of “Christian Voices” (Christianvoices@att.net)

HUMOR

The Perfect Son

I have the perfect son!

Does he smoke?

No, he doesn't.

Does he drink whiskey?

No, he doesn't.

Does he ever come home late?

No, he doesn't.

I guess you really do have the perfect son.
How old is he?


He will be six months old next Wednesday.

…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net

July 18, 2018


HUMOR

Night Prayer

Maureen told her young son to go to bed and be sure to say his prayers and ask God to make him a good boy.

The boy's father, passing by the bedroom, overheard his son praying: "And make me a good boy if You can; and if You can't, don't worry about it, 'cause I'm having fun the way I am."

…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net

Founded 1995
July 11, 2018
 
 
HUMOR
 
Golf Questions
 
Jill: I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men.
 
Mary: TELL me about it! I went golfing with my husband one time, and he told me I asked too many questions!
 
Jill: Well, I'm sure you were just trying to understand the game.  What questions did you ask?
 
Mary: I thought I asked legitimate questions . . . like, "Why did you hit the ball into that lake?"
 
…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net

July 4, 2018
 
 
HUMOR
 
Roller Coaster
 
When they were at Sea World in Florida Natalie was fascinated by the roller coaster and all its screaming passengers.  
 
Matt asked her if she'd like to go on the roller coaster, and she said no, it would be too scary.  
 
"Would you go on it with Daddy?" Matt asked. 
 
Natalie said emphatically, "No, it would be too scary!" 
 
After a minute or two of thought she said, "Maybe... MAYBE if Jesus came with me I'd ride on it!" 
 
…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net

 
 
 
 

May 30, 2018
HUMOR

Emergency Cash
 
Dad is from the old school, he always kept a rather large wad of what he liked to call 'emergency cash' in his underwear drawer. 
 
One day I bought my dad an unusual personal safe -- a can of spray paint with a false bottom so he could keep his money somewhat less obviously in this basement workshop.
 
Later I asked Mom if he was using it.
 
"Oh, yes," she replied, "he put his money in it the same day."
 
"No burglar would think to look on the work shelf!" I gloated.
 
"They won't have to," my mom replied. "He keeps the paint can in his underwear drawer." 
 
…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net

HUMOR
 
Who’s Driving?
 
A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the back seat. The women just won't leave him alone. 
 
His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!" 
 
His wife says, "Stay more to the left." 
 
After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, "Who's driving this car - you or your mother?" 
 
…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net)

This was posted in a Forum where I am member made me chuckle'
Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing dark hoodies, and sagging pants, arrive.
St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here. I'll be right back."
St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says, "Well, they're gone."

"The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.

"No. The Pearly Gates."

April 25, 2018
 
 
HUMOR
 
License Picture
 
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed.  The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.  
 
He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."
 
The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured the man: "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."
 
…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net)

11 Quintessential Jewish Jokes11 Quintessential Jewish Jokes
Some old and some new, and all have an underlying point.
by Dr. Yvette Alt Miller 

Community:
1. How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four: One to convince others to do it, a second to donate the bulb, a third to screw it in, and a fourth to make a speech saying the entire Jewish people stands behind the new bulb.

2. Two men, a Jew and a Gentile, were marooned on a desert island. The Gentile immediately got to work, dragging rocks to spell out “SOS” in huge letters on the beach, gathering driftwood to build a bonfire, and thinking about ways to build a boat.

The Jew, however, merely sat on the beach and waited.

“What’s the matter with you?” the Gentile exclaimed. “Don’t you want to be rescued?”

The Jew said calmly, “Look, I live in a city with a big Jewish Federation. Last year, I donated a million dollars to them. The year before, I donated a million dollars to them. This year, wherever I am, they’ll find me!”

3. Two men are waiting for a train. The younger man asks the older man for the time, but the older man ignores him. After a while, the younger man again asks for the time and again the older man ignores him. Frustrated, the younger man finally asks, “Why won’t you answer me when I ask you for the time?”

The older man sighs and explains: “Look, if I tell you the time, we’ll start to talk. Then when the train comes, you might sit down next to me. Perhaps we’ll get to know each other, and maybe I’ll eventually invite you to my house for Shabbat dinner. Maybe then you and my daughter would really get along – why, you might even get engaged! And why would I want a son-in-law who can’t even afford a watch?”

4. A Jew is shipwrecked and finds himself alone on an island in the middle of the ocean. To pass the time, he first builds a house, then a synagogue. Eventually, after many years, he’s constructed an entire town.

One day he is rescued, but before he leaves the island he shows his rescuers around, pointing out all the building’s he’s made. Puzzled, the rescuers ask why if there’s only one of him, he’s built two separate synagogues.

“That synagogue,” the man sneers, pointing at one of the synagogues, “that’s the one I would never step foot in!”

Praying to God
5. A man had eight o’clock reservations at a downtown restaurant. It was nearly eight and he couldn’t find a single parking spot. He circled around the block with no luck. Finally, he called out “God, please help me find a parking space!”

Still no luck.

“God, if you give me parking spot, I’ll go to shul every day.”

No spot.

“God, I’ll keep kosher!”

All of a sudden, right in front of the restaurant, a car pulled out – leaving a large parking space. Eagerly, the man maneuvered into it, while calling out, “Never mind God, I found one!”

6. All his life, Shloime hoped to win the lottery. Each week, he’d pray to God intently, pleading that this be the week he’d finally win.

For years he prayed for the lottery – but he never won.

Finally one day, in the middle of Shloime’s fervent prayers, a heavenly voice was heard in the synagogue: “Shloime, buy a ticket already!”

7. Moshe was a religious Jew who sported a hat, beard, and suit. He prayed in the synagogue every day, kept Shabbat, ate only kosher food, and gave abundantly to charity.

When Moshe turned 80, he thought, “I’ve been good all my life – let me try to have some fun.”

He went to a barber and shaved off his beard. He took off his hat, and bought some jeans and a tee shirt. He bought a brand new convertible too, drove to Las Vegas, and was cruising the strip, when – bam! A truck hit Moshe’s new convertible.

As Moshe lay in the wreckage, he called out “God! I’ve been a good Jew my whole life! I know I slipped a little the past few weeks, but did you really have to do this to me?”

“Moshe?” a Heavenly voice called out, full of concern. “Moshe – is that you? I didn’t recognize you!”

8. Rachel is a very religious woman. One day, a local river bursts its banks and floods her town. The mayor warns everyone to leave. Everyone panics and starts evacuating except for Rachel, who says God will save her.

Soon, the water has filled her first floor, and Rachel goes up to a second story window. A rescuer passes by in a rowboat and offers to help Rachel leave, but she says no – God will save her.

Next, the water rises even further and Rachel clambers up on her roof. A helicopter passes and a rescuer offers to take Rachel away, but she refuses, explaining that God will save her.

Finally, the water rises even higher and Rachel drowns. She goes to Heaven, where she comes face to face with God and asks, “Why didn’t you save me?”

“I tried,” explains God. “First I sent you an evacuation order from the mayor, but you didn’t listen. Then I sent you a rescuer in a rowboat and you didn’t listen. Then I sent you a rescue helicopter – and still you ignored me!”

Absurdity
9. When God was creating the world, He told the angels He was going to create an extra-special place called Israel. He described the beautiful hills, the verdant fields, the wonderful springs and rivers He planned to create. Then He described how the people who lived there would be smart and resourceful, and would create great cities, wonderful art, and amazing scientific innovations.

“Won’t the rest of the world be jealous, God, putting so many wonderful things inside Israel?” the angels fretted.

“Don’ worry,” said God, “wait until the world sees they neighbors I’m giving them!”

10. Two hundred years ago in Poland, a town’s Jews were in a panic: a Christian girl had been found murdered, and the Jews were worried they’d be blamed for the crime.

The town’s rabbi called a special meeting to discuss the situation. Just as everyone was sitting down, a Jewish townsman ran into the hall. “I have wonderful news!” he told the gathering. “The murdered girl was Jewish!”

11. A woman called the switchboard of a hospital and asked how Mrs. Schwartz in room 102 was doing. The switchboard operator put her on hold for a minute, then came back and reported: “Mrs. Schwartz in room 102 is doing very well! Why, just this morning her lab work came back and everything is normal. Her doctor is pleased and says she will be able to go home next week.”

“Hurray!” shouted the caller.

“You must be a relative to be so happy,” observed the switchboard operator.

“No,” explained the caller, “I’m Mrs. Schwartz in room 102. Nobody tells me anything!”

Visit Jewlarious.com’s joke page for hundreds of Jewish jokes.

HUMOR

The Witness

An old man was a witness in a burglary case.

The defense lawyer asked Richard, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

"Yes," said Richard, "I saw him plainly take the goods."

The lawyer asks Richard again, "Richard, this happened at night.

Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"

"Yes" says Richard, "I saw him do it."

Then the lawyer asks Richard, "Richard listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?"

Richard says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?"

…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net)

March 28, 2018
 
HUMOR
 
Tattoo
 
When my brother-in-law was on leave from national service, he brought home a heavily tattooed friend. We all sat down 
to Sunday lunch, and my four-year-old nephew couldn't take his eyes off the man's colorful arms.
 
Curiosity finally got the better off him. Politely, he asked the visitor, "Didn't your mother give you paper to write on?"
 
…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net)

HUMOR
 
Church Bulletin Bloopers
 
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
 
The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
 
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water . . . The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
 
Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
 
The agenda was adopted . . . the minutes were approved . . . the financial secretary gave a grief report.
 
Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
 
The 'Over 60's Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
 
Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine: Name: Bertha Belch - Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."
 
Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes Meals."
 
"Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
 
…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net)

February 14, 2018
 
MISSING SCHOOL
 
The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the Principal.
 
"Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week," replies the voice. 
 
"Well, what seems to be the problem with him?" 
 
We are all going on a family vacation," says the voice, "I hope it is all right." 
 
"I guess that would be fine," says the principal. "May I ask who is calling?" 
 
"Sure. This is my father!"
 
…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net)

January 31, 2018
HUMOR

Land of the Free

The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free."

One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said, "I'm not free. I'm four."

…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) and “Christian Voices” (christianvoices@att.net)